Don't take my beer! ;)

 

A little bit about me...

Name Matthew Lenin Raw, Esq.
Age 32 ½
Sex Not yet, we've just met! (That's my favorite joke!)
Race or nationality Prussian-American
Occupation Computer ConSLUTant
Residence My sister's basement, until I get a credit history
Roommate(s) The Evil Scott Iverson, PhD.
Likes Pabst Blue Ribbon, Hamm's, Shlitz
Dislikes Guinness, Bass, Newcastle, Leinenkugel's