October 22, 2001
Cable TV came suddenly and unexpectedly to La Casa MattScott5000. A soft-spoken,
short, Southern gentleman whose name escapes me gave us the fast-talking, easy-going,
kinda-run-around and we were hooked. Literally. It hurt. At any rate, the cable
was on immediately and shortly thereafter I found myself partaking of these
fine entertainments:
- M2's Hip Hop Month
- Nick at Nite rerun of A Very Special™ "Family Ties" in which
Mallory contemplates doing it (coitus, the physical act of love) with her
boyfriend Rick. I didn't finish watching to see what she chose, but I figured
that either way they probably weren't going to show a group grope, so I wasn't
interested.
- 1995 performance of "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson and Slash
for the MTV Video Music Awards.
- SportsCenter - hockey highlights