April 11, 2002

TO MY DETRACTORS:

Why, I ask you? After the kindness and sincerity I showed you, why would you willingly make up slanderous and perverted lies about both my musical preferences and work habits? I hate it when that happens.

Let's look at the facts:

• Pink is a washed up pshyco-nymph
• I don't go for washed up psycho-nymphs
• I rarely, if ever, use Macs (the computer on which the alleged file was found)
• Gary has admitted that the file was not sent from him, ruling out all possibilities of the file's origin

Conclusion? If it looks like a hoax and smells like a hoax, then it probably IS a hoax.