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the face that launched 1000 shits says:
let's have an online conversation

the face that launched 1000 shits says:
you go first

I'm stuck under a desk! says:
how are you feeling today?

the face that launched 1000 shits says:
pretty good, thanks for asking

the face that launched 1000 shits says:
and yourself?

I'm stuck under a desk! says:
I'm quite dandy since I dont' have italian today at 11:30.

the face that launched 1000 shits says:
fantastic!  i hate those 11:30 classes, too early

I'm stuck under a desk! says:
much too early

I'm stuck under a desk! says:
are you psyched for Quinton's?

the face that launched 1000 shits says:
you might say that - what time is it all crashing down?

I'm stuck under a desk! says:
well, sarah gets off work at 8, but that seems a bit late for dinner, so I was thinking we might go at 7:30 or so

the face that launched 1000 shits says:
ah ok then

the face that launched 1000 shits says:
i will put on my drinkin' hat

I'm stuck under a desk! says:
yes you should

the face that launched 1000 shits says:
and crack my knuckles to do some SERIOUS ASS GRABBIN'!!!

I'm stuck under a desk! says:
I'm sure there will be lots of sorority chicks there with large asses to grab

the face that launched 1000 shits says:
classy

I'm stuck under a desk! says:
definitely.  I'm sure they will all be wearing the same things too

the face that launched 1000 shits says:
black pants?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'm stuck under a desk! says:
and tube tops?!?!?!

the face that launched 1000 shits says:have you heard mc paul barman before?  there's this great rhyme about tube tops, but it's too obscene for me to type out.  i'd blush.