September 7, 2001 - 5H177 has hit the fan!

How do I put in words what I have seen and felt today? The day started like any other with Matt rolling over and slapping me on the face. If that isn't enough he has this really annoying habit of grinding his teeth and gurgling while he sleeps, but I can't be too picky about where I sleep because the only bed err...mattress we have is on loan from our friend Frank. Matt says that he got a laptop today (check his diarrhea for more details). The truth is Matt got a Speak&Spell from U of I surplus. For 1978 technology it is a cool device, and it was the first device to duplicate the human vocal tract on a single chip. This is well and good but the thing does not qualify as a viable laptop because it does not run Micro$oft Wind0z3. None of this explains why today was so incredible and to be honest I am not sure if this forum can do justice to todays events. What I can say is that when the Queen of All Nations and the Court Fool of All Micro$oft argue the only winners are those on the sidelines. One of my coworkers summed it up best when he said that we all just need to go home and take a nap (you know who you are). Seriously, there is nothing better than a nap.