September 21, 2001 - Welcome to Weinerville U.S.A.

The big news of the week is the incredible number of weiners that are hanging around the help desk. I've never seen such an enormous bunch of weiners in all my life. Tracy must have a thing for weiners because he hired a grip of them. True to form, all of the weiners have been awarded to men. I think it would spice things up if some of the females got weiners. The male to female ratio at the help desk is rather extreme, but if they roll up their sleeves I bet they could out weiner any of the men. I work with a kid named Josh Berger. I think his parents should have named him Josh Plumper because he is a big weiner. His subltle use of the weiner really blows me away. Currently, my weiners (all four of them) have been enough to keep me in first place. I need to find a way to increase my weiners. May the biggest weiner win! In other news, Microsoft sux.