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And NOW something
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better than reality TV.
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| A PLAY | |
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and not on words this time
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Brought to you by Monsanto
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| Act One |
Sadly, this just happened.
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Scott:
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Hey Liam, what is the name of the place where they dumped the tea in Boston? |
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Liam:
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Why? |
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Scott:
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I am just really curious. Can you please tell me what the name of that place is? |
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Liam:
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Fuck off! |
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Scott:
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Seriously, it is Boston something. What the Hell is it? It is right on the tip of my tounge. |
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Liam:
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Boston Bay? |
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Scott:
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Pull your head out of your ass. Boston...I think it starts with an H. |
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Liam:
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Fuck off! |
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Scott:
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Stop being such an idiot. You grew up in Boston, didn't you? Tell me the name of the place where they dumped those limey bastard's tea! |
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Liam:
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You mean Boston Haaaughbur (said in a Bostonian accent) |
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Scott:
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YOU SAID IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH etc. |
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Liam:
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Fuck Off! |
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Stage Directions:
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Enter Jay. |
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*10 minutes of silence*
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