This space will be devoted to drawing attention to those special people who really suck. I will never post a person or thing without declaring it sucks. With no further ado I will now announce the first thing that SUCKS.

My roomate and his smelly socks.

Reasons:

1. They both smell like rotten potatos (believe me that stinks).
2. He has a fetish for keeping boxelder bugs in his socks.
3. He hangs out with Frank Broz and they trade socks.
4. Some of his socks are actually kneehighs.
5. He uses the socks to dry the dishes.